"How not to Metagame" by Stella Grossular

[gross_elegance]

 This is MOST inelegant!

[Stella did what most demons who are too clever by half do--request something from the student council. Of course, despite her specific wishes, it backfired. Horribly.

She requested a place to show off to the school, to where she could be the most elegant and demonic thing ever, so she could get approval to join some non-smut RP or whatnot. The student council stuck her in a room with model buildings, and said she wouldn't be able to escape until she had a kaiju battle.]



Why is it that those idiots always find some way to screw it up, even when I'm so specific! There was no possible way they could have misinterpreted that! I'll see how much they like it when I pull some pranks on them. That'll teach 'em! Hmph!



[She turned her nose up at the mere thought of it. But then again, she was kinda alone. Maybe if she went giant fire lizard and terrorized the 'model city' a little bit, some better prank opportunities would present themselves. No, there was no need to waste mana... the city could use  a bit of graffiti lift!]

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[rose_liberated]

Is that what you call a roar? A monstrous rampage? Come now, cut loose and show me how you REALLY feel.

[Does she even notice the prinnies with the camera rolling over there?]

[gross_elegance]

[Considering she is now a giant monster that causes her just a little bit of angst, she is surprisingly easy to manipulate... to a point.

It does shriek, but right now it's more concerned in snapping buildings in two with a single flame bite, and breathing more super-melting fire. Lots of it.

She does kind of raze the city to the ground in moments, though. Only to realize what she's done.]

My... my beautiful graffiti!

[rose_liberated]

...we'll take five to rebuild the city. You did well, perhaps too well. So let's do lunch.

[gross_elegance]

Guh.

[The flames flare up and giant-Axolotl-chan disappears, leaving Stella in their place.]

It better be good.

[rose_liberated]

It ought to be-the catering for this whole affair is ruinous. Even by my standards.

[A fine spread of sushi and finger-sandwiches await! Or perhaps they would prefer a salad or a smoothie?]

[gross_elegance]

[Stella will gun for the smoothie first. It looks the most elegant.]

Tell me about it. I haven't seen catering this oversold in years!

Now the colored vegetables in my youth... that was fine dining...

[rose_liberated]

Colored vegetables? Did they have those little roses made from tomatoes as well?Or perhaps some ice sculpture? Oh, I believe they will be making a scuplture out of sugar for the wrap party when filming is finished. You must stay for that.

[gross_elegance]

Oh, that sounds great! I have seen elegant sculptures in my time, but they can't hold a candle to the smaller, simplistic ones.

[rose_liberated]

The simple things in life are seldom worthless, but they are not always worthy of praise. It is one of those things there is no great rule about I'm sorry to say.

How about some of this terrine? It's got eggplant and zucchini in it.